Up in smoke

Okay so tonight as I got off the elevator on my floor at the Balmoral Hotel I noticed something unusual. We always have very strange smells, so that wasn't so surprising as the clouds of smoke, particularily close to my room which is at the end of the hall. I asked my buddy Joe what the deal was - he didn't know. I call on John, who has been living in this hotel for 17 years.
He was a bit reluctant to tell me, but the students living here have built up a good raport with him so he soon told us what it was.
Some new guys were steaming crack. I don't even know what that means! He said the smell is crack and what I am inhaling is smoke from crack.
My room is right across from the bathroom. I am pretty much breathing in crack and there's nothing i can do about it. They are also smoking pot, but they do that constantly.
This situation is slightly amusing, yes, but also a bit scary. Without my permission I am probably getting secondary highs left right and centre.
Oh man, oh man. Life at the Balmoral...

For a mouse update - we've caught 5 in our room in the past two days. We started putting these sticky papers on the ground to catch them. Grossest moment - I put on my flip flops to go take a shower and there was a mouse stuck to the bottom of one of them....yuck!